[There's a lone figure walking out of the forest when the first rays of dawn stream over the horizon, and he's got a pack slung over his shoulder; one that's used to an owner with white hair and a slightly broader build ( Read more... )

... Tch. What a damn bother.

Oi oi, listen up. I'm sure many of you know about a shit clown who goes by Kefka. Expect him to frame me sometime soon. Sadly, it's not true; I wasn't able to beat the snot out of him like I wanted to for harassing Nami-san.

Consider this your shitty public announcement, folks. Believe who you want.

( [Filtered to the Straw Hats + Vash] )